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Not made clear at all, but the goal of the game is to reach the bottom while avoiding the randomly (half the time instakillingly) placed obstacles by pressing the cursor to move the character rightward. The only upside is the spinning avatar, nothing else redeems the game's terrible functionality.

HPBFAKM responds:

Yes, we will try to fix it.

If Co-op isn't selected, there is an arrow on my horse pointing to my cursor but no way to actually put my horse into motion.
No way to return to menu from the aforementioned softlock (had to reload the tab)
Otherwise, Co-op works (WASD vs arrowkeys) and so does auto. I like the end victory card, fun graphic.
Typing this comment froze the game, even when functional, arrowkeys scrolled the page (inconvenient).
A good showing for an amateur, albeit very flawed. You'll get it right some day.

Animalino responds:

actually, if you press Z in not co-op your horse moves [prob should mention that on the description]
and your other critsim like the arrow keys moving the page and softlocks will be considered into the next time i update it. thanks.

Another in [toilet stall] ment of the se-rizz, with magnificient art and everything else.

FARTLOVERXTREME responds:

NO.

The popup gag lasts a bit longer than I would consider peak funny. The desktop wallpaper changing with clicks is amusing. "Cool" functions.

UltimateQuack responds:

Thanks :D! I'll still add/fix a lot of things to it in the future, but I plan to release it as a "version 2". About the popup, I'll probably change it in the future too, And about "Cool", it was actually a "base" for other sections/applications, in short it shouldn't be in the final version, but now that it is, I decided to keep it ;)

And about the medals.... I couldn't fix them, probably the Turbowarp plugin I'm using is out of date or I did something wrong :(

Actually surprisingly good.

Kiwsety responds:

Thanks you SO MUCH! :D

Pretty functional, although the whole NG page moves up and down with the pressing of the up and down keys, making the game more difficult in an unpleasant way. Also no volume controls.

YoshiYoutube responds:

Yeah, that is also a problem with the itch.io version of the page, but for some reason I never really thought it was a problem until you mentioned it so ermmmmm thanks! Will add WASD support when I get the game files back.

Same goes with the volume controls.

Thanks for playing though!

All you wanna do is click the cat wherever it appears ASAP.
Kinda boring. Doesn't live up to the "epic" tag

topjondog99 responds:

I know, but it is in (never to be finished) beta.

No auto restart so it requires a reload on every death, same with the secret guy.
Could easily be a 3,5 if not for these bugs that make it near-unplayable.

mybruh12 responds:

no shit, what were you expecting from a online geometry dash ripoff named "Impossible Dash"? It's obviously a joke game

Idk if the world is simply unenlightened or the networking online in zabus games never works.

ZabuJard responds:

nobodys online i the problem the wonline works fineee

I consoom games in the "Under Judgement" section and sometimes something of quality. 8BitAnt and ZabuJard fan.
I feel an urge to justify each of my ratings with a comment, so sorry if some of my comments were inaccurate.

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