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I got stunlocked by a mole that jumps from the ground, killing me slowly. Otherwise ok quirky platformer.

b0rked responds:

Sorry I'm going to try to fix that eventually. I keep getting complaints about it.

It's stuck on the loading screen for me.

nineret responds:

imagine using chrome in 2024 wkwkwkwkwk

Actually surprisingly good.

Kiwsety responds:

Thanks you SO MUCH! :D

Pretty functional, although the whole NG page moves up and down with the pressing of the up and down keys, making the game more difficult in an unpleasant way. Also no volume controls.

YoshiYoutube responds:

Yeah, that is also a problem with the itch.io version of the page, but for some reason I never really thought it was a problem until you mentioned it so ermmmmm thanks! Will add WASD support when I get the game files back.

Same goes with the volume controls.

Thanks for playing though!

All you wanna do is click the cat wherever it appears ASAP.
Kinda boring. Doesn't live up to the "epic" tag

topjondog99 responds:

I know, but it is in (never to be finished) beta.

No auto restart so it requires a reload on every death, same with the secret guy.
Could easily be a 3,5 if not for these bugs that make it near-unplayable.

mybruh12 responds:

no shit, what were you expecting from a online geometry dash ripoff named "Impossible Dash"? It's obviously a joke game

Idk if the world is simply unenlightened or the networking online in zabus games never works.

ZabuJard responds:

nobodys online i the problem the wonline works fineee

Functional but boring.

13x responds:

Next time I will try to make it fun:)

Since there's very few fish my size, it takes forever to get any score.

NeWaGe responds:

That's a good point. I'll see if I can bump up the number of fish that match your size. Thanks!

btw, you can bite the shark's tail. After several bites it will die and you can get points that way too.

A bit janky but fun.

Luke-Toons responds:

Yeah its my first game

I consoom games in the "Under Judgement" section and sometimes something of quality. 8BitAnt and ZabuJard fan.
I feel an urge to justify each of my ratings with a comment, so sorry if some of my comments were inaccurate.

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