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Not made clear at all, but the goal of the game is to reach the bottom while avoiding the randomly (half the time instakillingly) placed obstacles by pressing the cursor to move the character rightward. The only upside is the spinning avatar, nothing else redeems the game's terrible functionality.

If Co-op isn't selected, there is an arrow on my horse pointing to my cursor but no way to actually put my horse into motion.
No way to return to menu from the aforementioned softlock (had to reload the tab)
Otherwise, Co-op works (WASD vs arrowkeys) and so does auto. I like the end victory card, fun graphic.
Typing this comment froze the game, even when functional, arrowkeys scrolled the page (inconvenient).
A good showing for an amateur, albeit very flawed. You'll get it right some day.

Animalino responds:

actually, if you press Z in not co-op your horse moves [prob should mention that on the description]
and your other critsim like the arrow keys moving the page and softlocks will be considered into the next time i update it. thanks.

Another in [toilet stall] ment of the se-rizz, with magnificient art and everything else.

FARTLOVERXTREME responds:

NO.

The popup gag lasts a bit longer than I would consider peak funny. The desktop wallpaper changing with clicks is amusing. "Cool" functions.

UltimateQuack responds:

Thanks :D! I'll still add/fix a lot of things to it in the future, but I plan to release it as a "version 2". About the popup, I'll probably change it in the future too, And about "Cool", it was actually a "base" for other sections/applications, in short it shouldn't be in the final version, but now that it is, I decided to keep it ;)

And about the medals.... I couldn't fix them, probably the Turbowarp plugin I'm using is out of date or I did something wrong :(

I liked moving with WASD and throwing my popcorn

It semi-functions. Fascinating.

I'm happy to see all is as it was.

Really long intro cutscene, followed by roaming around a way-too-big-field looking for 8 hard-to-find things.
Some of the setpieces were ok, but it's tremendously sparse. Afterfinding 4 and searching for 5 minutes through repetitive terrain, I'm giving up.

Seemingly unwinnable. Twice already a boss has agroed to me through a wall and then killed me with no possibility for me to resist.
I suspect this of being an asset-flip, and whether or not it's a shitpost of such a sort, I appreciate the effort, but it's just too broken for the website.

The game can generate things in a way that makes escape impossible. This makes it pretty random and unpleasant.

I consoom games in the "Under Judgement" section and sometimes something of quality. 8BitAnt and ZabuJard fan.
I feel an urge to justify each of my ratings with a comment, so sorry if some of my comments were inaccurate.

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